The slashdot headlines, but still. This cracks me up, and I don’t have time to re-write it.
Nestle Patents Coffee Beer
"New Scientist reports that Nestec, a Nestle subsidiary, has applied for a patent on a fermented coffee beverage.
In other words, coffee beer — it foams like beer and packs the
caffeine of coffee, with "fruity and/or floral notes due to the
fermentation of the coffee aroma."