Tonight Ema said “Hey, want to hear a joke?” I’m going to try to type it exactly as she told it, it’s cuter.
A desk clerk and a customer are in a store, and the desk clerk asks the customer “Sir, how come you’re buying only left shoes?”
The customer says “Because my dance instructor says I have two left feet!”
I seem to recall hearing that joke before, so I asked her if she’d made it up, or heard it from someplace. She assured me she made it up, so I asked again, and she said for sure, she made it up. She’d been thinking about the phrase two left feet and it just came it her. I think that’s cool.