Today my wife sent me these over IM:
Cate: Molly walked into the kitchen and said, Something smells good.
Cate: I said, It’s the pot roast.
Cate: Molly (amazed) said, You mean were having something that smells good for dinner?!?
Cate: According to them, and I quote, they love all my home cooked food.
Cate: However, we know that’s a lie.
Cate: Cute, but a lie.