As it were…

Now then, eager young space cadet… here is the course we shall pursue to find Planet X. Starting from where we are, we go 33,600 turbo miles due up. Then west, in astro arc deviation to here. Then, following the great circle, seven radio lubes south by downeast… by astro astrobal, to here, here and here. Then by space navigal compass… to here, here, and then to here, and here. By 13-point strato cumulus, bearing four million light years… and thus to our destination.