As it were…

Via Terry Mattingly:

The interfaith scribes at Beliefnet.com asked religious leaders to complete this statement: “If I were God for a day I would….” Phil “Bob the Tomato” Vischer of the VeggieTales offered this: “I would, with the noblest of intentions, make a monumental mess. Having seen the sort of messes I can create in my personal and professional life with my tiny little powers, I can only imagine what horrific catastrophe I could engineer with omnipotence. I’ll leave God right where he is, thank you.”