Polk County, Florida Sheriff Grady Judd to the "millions and millions" of people moving to Florida:
"Welcome to Florida. But don't register to vote and vote the stupid way you did up north. You'll get what they got."
The goal of a woman’s life is *not* to be a wife and mother. It’s to dramatically gatecrash a christening party swathed in a raven-black cloak and cackle, “I TOO HAVE A GIFT FOR THE PRINCESS!”
Total Weight Lost: 12 lbs. in 560 days.