You know those contests to write stories in the fewest words or sentences? I have one of those, and it’s a true story.
When my sister was in high school, she babysat for a couple of little girls. They were sisters, and played very well together, so it was an easy job. One day they were playing outside, and my sister heard the younger one yell
“I don’t WANT to be swincess, I want to be SWEEN!!!”
There’s just so much packed into that one sentence, I’ve never forgotten it.