This of course is not true. But it’s funny.
Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a West Virginia Mountain Man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in Basic, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.